PRINCESS SMALL LADY'S WARLORDS OF LEGION PAGGE!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

 

HELLO ALL MY WONDERFULL REDERS IT IS ME PR INCS SMALL LADY HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT JENVEDS NEW BUK WARLOIRDS OF LEGION!!!

USING MY MAGIC ROCK I HAVE TRANLSATIED IT INTO JAPANESE FOR ME TO BE ABLE TO READ (BECAUSE I DO NOT KNOW INGLISH) AND AM HERE TO SPOILERS IT 4 U!!!!!!!!!!!1

WARNINGWARNINGWARNING ALL REMAINING FIGHTERS PREPARE FOR LAUNCH:

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THERE ARE MANY SPOLORS IN THIS PAGE AND SO YOU MUST BE CAREFUL NOT TO FALL INTO A PIT OF DISPAIR AND DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH LIKE WHAT I DID TO ELLOS AFTER HE STARTED GIVING ME WIERD DREAMS.

 

ALL OF MY SPOILOPRS COME FROM HAVING STOLEN THE BOOK THROUGH THE FUTURE TIMESTREAM LIBRARY AND THEN ENSLAVING PEOPLE TO READ IT TO ME SO PLES DO NOT STEAL MY SPOILERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE MINE AND I WILL KNOW IF YOU HAVE STOLON THEN!!!!

 

OK START GO GO GO

SPOILS THE FIRST!

THIS BUK SUX USAGI SUX AND IS MEAN

THIS BOOK IS BORING!!!!!!!!!!

THEY SAY THEY WILL WRITE A BOOK ON SELOR MUN BUT INSTEAD OF DRAWING PRETTY PICTURES THEY USE WORDS!1111111

WORDS ARE BORING. LERNING SUCKS!

DOWN WITH BOOKS!@ UP WITH AYAKA'S SKIRT!

 

SPOILS THE SECEND!

THIS BOOK IS NOT ABOUT JAPAN IT IS ABOUT FRANCE!

THEY LIE TO YOU ON TEH COVAR BECUZ THEY NO THAT ALL YOU NERDS LIKE JAPON BUT THEY DID NOT WROTE ON JAPAN THIS IS A BOOK ABOUT FRENCH PEOPLE AND HOW TO MAKE CHEESE.

 

SPOILS THE FIRST AGAIN!

DOWN WITH USAGI UP WITH IKUKO-MAMA!

 

SPOILOR #3!

YUR FAVOURITE CUOPLES WILL BE ALL OVER THIS BOOK~!

PLUTO AND MAMORU

HOTARU AND SEIYUA

KENJI-PAPA AND MOTOKI

THE ANIMATRONIK PANDA FROM THE DREAMLAND AMUSEMENT PARK AND THE VASE THAT CHIBICHIBI BROKE IN THAT OLD LADY'S HOSUE!

 

SPOILS THE FIFTH!

MINAKO'S MANAGER WAS THE THIRD CO-AUTHOR AND INTERJECTED MUCH OF HIS FABULOUS HOMOSEXUAL HUMOR INTO THE BOOK WHICH WAS SUBSEQUENTLY CUT OUT BY THE EXTREMELY LAME AND UNDERSEXED OTHER AUTHORS.

NO FABULOUS HYUMOR 4 U BCUZ MANAGER SAN WENT BAI BAI BAI

 

 

KOIZUMI AND KIMI-CHAN COME TOGETHER OVER WARLORDS OF LEGION WHICH HAS REPLACED THEIR HANDS AND BONDED THEM TOGETHER ETERNALLY

SPOILS VII

 

PRIME MINISTER KOIZUMI HAS SAID about another book with no resemblence to this one

"ME LOVE THIS BOOK LONG TIME."

THE NEW YORK TIMES BOOK REVIEWER HAS SAID (at some point in time)

"Oh man i just ripped a big one"


DAVE CHAPPELLE HAS SAID

"If you don't have the right people around you, and you're moving at a million miles an hour, you can lose yourself. Everyone around me says, 'You're a genius, you're great, that's your voice,' but I'm not sure that they're right."

 

SPOILS THE SQUALL

THIS BOOK IS SPLIT INTO TWO SECTIONS...

OF CRAP!

SECONT ONE IS ABOUT THE "REEL" TOKYO IN THE SELOR MOON BUT THEY ONLY TALK ABOUT TANUKI AND WATANANABEJEWOEIJR NO TUAN, WHERE IS THE TOKYO WITH NO BATHROOMS OR THE TOKYO WHERE SOME GIRLS CAN LIVE WITH NO VISIBILE MEANS OF SUPPOT WHATSOEVER OR THE TOKYO WHERE THE TOKYO TOWER CAN GET BLOWN UP AND NO ONE WILL CARE OR THE TOKYO WHERE KIDS CAN WANDER AROUND FOLLOWING THE SOUND OF A FLUTE AND ABSOLUTELY NO ONE NOTICES.

DIDN'T FGURE THAT OUT NOW DID YOU SMARTASSES

FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE

SECTION TOO IS ON FRENCH SOCIETY IN SELAR MUUN BUT ALL YO NEED TO KNOW IS THAT THEY DON'T SHOWer and don"T SHAVE THEIR ARMPITS AND THEY LOVE CHEESE AND SURRENDING WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO READ ABOOK ON THAT SHEESH.

 

SPOILS THE NINTH

EXTRA LARGE FONT! (ACTUAL SIZE USED IN BOOK)

EVERY PAGE FEATURES SUPER GIANT FONTS OSTENSIBLY FOR THE VISUALLY IMPAIRED BUT MOSTLY TO FILL BOOK PAGES B ECAUSE THEY WERE LAZY!!

SPOILS THE TENTH

THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FRANCE ALL THE FACTS IN THE BOOK R MADE UP AND SINCE U DON'T KNOW ANY BETTAR YOU WILL BE LIEVE IT haha WHAT A BUNCH OF SUCKERS.

SPOILS THE ELEVENTH

GEBID SAYS THAT NO ONE WOULD PUBLISH THEM BUT THATS BECAUSE THE MANURESCRIPT THEY SENDED WAS A BANANA PEEL AND A DECK OF PLAYING CARDS.

SPOILS THE TWELVTH

 

THE COLORS OF THIS WEBPAGE ARE THE SAME AS WHAT IS IN THE BOOK

SPOILS THE TWELVTH (BONUS SPOILS~!)

THE BOOK WAS WRITTEN BY A MILLION MONKEYS ON A MILLION TYPEWRITERS AFTER THEY TOOK A DUMP ON THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE.

 

SPOILS THE THIRTEENTH: JUDGEMENT SPOILS

PROJECT GEMINI FLEW TO THE MOON AND NEVER CAME BACK
GOOD GAME, NEXT MAP SUCKERS

VAPOR IS FUN TO INHALE

THSI PAGE IS A SECRET DON'T TELL ANYONE!

HERE IS A FEEDBACKS I HAVE RECEIVED

 

From:

5/17/05

Prime Minister Koizumi - "Urustokidoji"

 

MY RESPONSE: NIHON IPPAI DASHITE KURENAI?

 

From:

5/222/05

 Jay Navok - Everything on here is patently false, except for us having sent Palgrave MacMillan a banana peel and deck of playing cards. They were the "Risque Ayaka" set, though, so we thought we'd be a shoe-in.

MY RESPONSE:  SHUT THE F@#$ UP NERD

 

From:

5/24/05

USAGI -  CHIBI-USA YOU THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER WELL I HAVE FOUND YOUR SECRET:

 

MY RESPONSE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

HATE YOU USAGI SO MUCH